Baby you can drive my glorified golf cart
Slater buys a new car, and it is, as they say in Grease, a "real pussy wagon." Or, since this is SBTB, it's "a real chaste-kissing-on-the-cheek wagon." But that doesn't stop Slater from making orgasmic noises, much to the dismay of everyone involved. Nor does it stop Zack from flying into another jealous rage, of which the poor driver's ed golf cart is a casualty.

Not-so-risky business
Yeah, it's just like Risky Business, only with an Elvis Statue instead of a Porsche. And Screech instead of Tom Cruise. And instead of hookers selling themselves to high-school boys, we get the gang selling Jessie off to Maxwell Nerdstrom. So in that respect, it's even better than the movie.

You better work, cover girl!
Zack breathes new life into the nerd-infested school store and manages to launch Kelly's career as an international fashion model. Elizabeth Berkley demonstrates how she got the lead in Showgirls.

Jessie's about to lose control and I think I like it!
What we learned from this Very Special Saved by the Bell: Caffeine pills are dangerous. But not as dangerous as geometry. We also learned about the Pythagorean theorem and the finer points of "getting down and going for it." Come on, you know it's your favorite episode, too!